When is an heirloom tomato not an heirloom tomato?

When it looks like Uncle Frank from Hellraiser. Hi, Frank!
Awesome and disgusting: the umami of our palates here at IAB, if you will.
Mmm, musculature!
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When is an heirloom tomato not an heirloom tomato?

When it looks like Uncle Frank from Hellraiser. Hi, Frank!
Awesome and disgusting: the umami of our palates here at IAB, if you will.
Mmm, musculature!